{"product_id":"the-daily-mood-altar-gothic-cathedral-rotating-swear-wheel-sarcastic-desk-statue-dark-humour-office-fidget-decor","title":"The Daily Mood Altar – Gothic Cathedral Rotating Swear Wheel, Sarcastic Desk Statue, Dark Humour Office Fidget Decor","description":"Channel the brooding architecture of medieval ruins right onto your workspace with the Cathedral Mood Altar. Featuring towering lancet arches, creeping thorny vines, gargoyle sentinels, and an intricate cracked stone relief, this desk monument combines dark fantasy artistry with blunt, unfiltered humour.\u003cbr\u003e​Nestled inside the central arch is an octagonal, knurled rotating wheel that turns smoothly to suit your daily outlook. Whenever words fail you, simply rotate the wheel to let everyone know exactly where you stand.\u003cbr\u003e​The 8 Rotations\u003cbr\u003e​The faceted drum indexes through 8 distinct phrases:\u003cbr\u003e​EVERYTHING  \u003cbr\u003e​ME  \u003cbr\u003e​YOU  \u003cbr\u003e​THIS\u003cbr\u003e​THAT\u003cbr\u003e​OFF  \u003cbr\u003e​TODAY\u003cbr\u003e​LIFE\u003cbr\u003e​Hand-Finished Metallic Options\u003cbr\u003e​Cast over a deep, shadow-black base, each piece is individually dry-brushed by hand to highlight raised architectural tracery, skulls, and textures:\u003cbr\u003e​Brushed Silver: High-contrast, antique pewter finish with weathered cathedral stone highlights.\u003cbr\u003e​Brushed Gold: Warm, regal burnished gold relief with deep shadowed recesses.\u003cbr\u003e​Brushed Bronze: Industrial, aged metallic bronze bringing out the fine stone and vine relief.\u003cbr\u003e​Dimensions \u0026amp; Scale\u003cbr\u003e​Compact (12 cm): Ideal for crowded desks, monitor shelves, keyboard risers, or subtle home office setups.\u003cbr\u003e​Statement (18 cm): An imposing, heavy mantlepiece or desk centerpiece with deep shadow lines and pronounced architectural detail.\u003cbr\u003e​Key Features\u003cbr\u003e​Tactile Mechanical Wheel: Designed with knurled side dials for effortless rotation.\u003cbr\u003e​Sturdy Desk Footprint: Engineered with a wide, stable plinth to stay firmly grounded when turning the cylinder.\u003cbr\u003e​Artisan Quality: Hand-painted and finished in small batches, ensuring every piece carries its own unique distressed patina.","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ 12","offer_id":56490102980950,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 18","offer_id":56490103013718,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bronze \/ 12","offer_id":56490103046486,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bronze \/ 18","offer_id":56490103079254,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 12","offer_id":56490103112022,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 18","offer_id":56490103144790,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1060\/5225\/6086\/files\/il_fullxfull.8656567448_71cm.jpg?v=1793919568","url":"https:\/\/darkalternative.com\/products\/the-daily-mood-altar-gothic-cathedral-rotating-swear-wheel-sarcastic-desk-statue-dark-humour-office-fidget-decor","provider":"Project Gothic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}